{Top 20} Best Short & Funny Jokes
Jokes! Humor & Funny Stories are what everyone loves and our lives get boring without these stuff! We need regular dose of comedy to remove stress and boredom from our life. But, nowadays we do not have much time to spend reading jokes or funny stories!
So, just to help you out! We've bring this Top 20 Short & Funny Jokes collection! So, you can read them quickly and can remove your stress!
Well, this short jokes also reveal your thinking capacity. Let's see how long you get to understand each of these jokes?
1) Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
2) A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
3) Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
4) My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
5) What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
6) Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick, “What school?”
7) Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
8) My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
9) Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
10) I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
11) Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
12) Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
13) When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
14) Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.
15) Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
16) It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
17) I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere.
18) Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.
19) I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
20) A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.
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So, just to help you out! We've bring this Top 20 Short & Funny Jokes collection! So, you can read them quickly and can remove your stress!
Well, this short jokes also reveal your thinking capacity. Let's see how long you get to understand each of these jokes?
1) Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
2) A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
3) Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
4) My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
5) What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
-
Snowballs.
6) Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick, “What school?”
7) Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
8) My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
9) Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
10) I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
11) Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
12) Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
13) When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
14) Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.
15) Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
16) It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
17) I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere.
18) Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.
19) I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
20) A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.
If you liked so, please share with your friends too! Keep Visiting this Space.
{Top 20} Best Short & Funny Jokes
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